Random Acts Of Hotness

I had the hardest time deciding on a theme for this week. Do I go with remixes, posse cuts, 11th grade, neo-soul or what? So obviously, I copped out and just picked random videos. I apologize, but me being mad indecisive happens…often…like a lot. Anyway, hope you enjoy the randomness. Next week, I should have a theme ready to go. More than likely. Holla and go Mariners!

“And pure knowledge expands from my esophagus. I write in the night to bring truth to the light. My dialogue is my own, cause Smooth B. will never bite.” I hate to be Bitter-Can’t-Leave-The-90’s 30 Year Old Guy, but that’s just some real live authentic hip hop right there. Oh yeah, there are about three or four chicks in this video that should’ve been my first ex-wife.

“Freak me girl and I’ll freak you back.” Doesn’t this song make you wanna go out and plant a big fat wet one on the first person you see? Ok maybe not the FIRST person you see, but you get my point. By the way, anyone know who the honey with the light eyes and short haircut is? I’d like to see her shimmy her cocoa pops.

“Hold a fifty. I’m nifty. Pow. Got a new style.” Yes, another Ice Cube video. You got a problem with that?!? No? Cool. Like commenter Ken Boston said last week, who could’ve predicted that Cube would star in kiddie movies? He was so hard in ’93!

A few weeks ago, my labelmate Destah predicted that I would eventually post this track. Well, here you go. Few observations. Supercat and Biggie were dope, of course. Puff was atrocious squared. And Third Eye? Um yes, thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you. Actually, because you suck they’re really not all that lovely.

And now…for something a little cosmic.

Oh Jay Kay. I don’t know what manner of dance it is that you’re doing, but keep on keeping on pimpin’. I guess the spirit moves us all in different ways. Very different ways. At any rate, this arrangement is different from the album version but the song still rocks. Jamiroquai never puts out a wack product. What about Synkronized, you say? That album was never recorded, so it doesn’t count.

Diallo Tyson is a filmmaker, comedian and old school music junkie. When he’s not busy, he is a rapper with the group “Two Pimps and a Dream.” Step into a groovin’ time machine every Friday on UTC.

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June 30th, 2008 at 12:07 am SweetSis says:

That Supercat is FIYAH!!!!!

June 30th, 2008 at 12:20 am Red Razor says:

I’m glad I’m not the only Jami fan up in here! Random hotness fo sho!

June 30th, 2008 at 1:10 am Binta Rohan says:

Its off subject but I love the picture of you as a boy. It makes me smile everytime :)

June 30th, 2008 at 1:52 am Bam Saldana says:

Ah!!! luv seeing the old school Biggie. RIP

June 30th, 2008 at 2:24 am Diane Brown says:

I’ve got no problems with Cube. At least not vintage Cube.

June 30th, 2008 at 3:19 am kamalp says:

i’m not a fan of nuna these - ‘cept the joint w/ big.
cube was better when he was harder. the guerillas in the mist stuff was the juice.
the dasfx stuff = wash.
digital underground - whatever. not the best representation of da west. gangstarr - ugh. not the best representation of the east.
i dunno who the white boi is.

June 30th, 2008 at 5:53 am Diallo Tyson says:

“Gangstarr - ugh. Not the best representation of the east.”

I don’t even know how to respond to that. I just-I have no words. That’s not even something I can argue. That’s like trying to argue with someone that says, “You know, the price of gas really isn’t that high.” To each his own, I suppose:)

June 30th, 2008 at 6:00 am Diallo Tyson says:

Jamiroquai is sho nuff the truth.
Makes me smile too. I used to have hair! lol
I’ve extolled the virtues of Supercat before. This dude needs to be on someone’s track.

June 30th, 2008 at 8:25 am superjonsey1 says:

Hits, hits, hits you have done it again! JAMIROQUAI is one of my favorites!

June 30th, 2008 at 11:52 am pmatters says:

Love me some Gangstarr! Should have been your ex-wife?!!! LMAO

June 30th, 2008 at 12:03 pm Kiss The Skyee says:

Gangstar! Guru is the shizznit

June 30th, 2008 at 12:53 pm Lottie Markus says:

LOOVES Jamiroqui!

June 30th, 2008 at 1:42 pm chica22 says:

C’mon Diallo, Early gangstarr was the bizness but Gurus jazz stuff after the first one got repetititive and then when they got back together it was never quite the same. Plus KamalP is young, He is used to Lil Wayne type spitfire, punchline raps (nothing wrong with it). Guru is from a different time that I BARELY EVEN RECALL. I can’t knock the younger gen for not feeling him.

June 30th, 2008 at 1:56 pm Kettle Blk says:

No only was supercat talented but fiiinnnee

June 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm Diallo Tyson says:

I can’t knock him. Like I said, I can’t even get into an argument with him. From ‘88 to ‘98? Gangstarr was the joint. Dwyck is a classic. These points can’t be argued. If a cat is too young to appreciate it, that’s cool. I may be too young to fully appreciate The Brothers Johnson. That’s cool too. But I can’t debate whether Gangstarr sufficiently represents the east. I’ll seriously go crazy:)

June 30th, 2008 at 2:26 pm Mr Melody says:

Stop the madness. Guru and Premiere were giving up the hot beats and rhymes from jump!!

June 30th, 2008 at 5:17 pm buttabrown says:


June 30th, 2008 at 6:03 pm Torian Salary says:

I remember that Ice Cube song, nice cut

June 30th, 2008 at 6:16 pm Nubian CoCo says:


June 30th, 2008 at 6:48 pm Bayee Bubba says:

Third Eye SUCKS!!

June 30th, 2008 at 7:04 pm Tina says:

Kiss you back was the jam. I feel old!

July 1st, 2008 at 1:43 am Destah Owens says:

I’m with you 90’s guy! “Lemonade was a popular drink and it STILL is…”. I see you flexin’ your alternative-Berkeley-euro-hip-hop-guy with the Jamiroquai. His stuff is always funky. Gotta love the moving floors in the Virtual Insanity video.
Good lookin’ out on the Supa Cat. My boy and I almost burned his mama’s house down when we left a skillet full of hot grease and plantains on in the kitchen as we were in rewinding the VCR repeatedly to look at ol’ girl in the white. Good times! LOL