The other day, I found out that I’ll be heading there (in fact, I may be on a plane for Bogota as you’re reading this), and upon sharing that news with friends and co-workers alike, I received uncannily similar responses from each.

”Is it safe?” from my boss, whom I spoke to by phone as he was traveling in Istanbul.

”Whoa! Are there armed guards at the site?” from my co-worker who covers Europe.

”You got a gun? Do you know how to use a gun? Well…not that you can get it on the plane…,” from a friend of mine that first slapped the Blaxican moniker on me back in college.

”What kinda business are you REALLY in?” This from my trainer at the gym, with a skeptical grin.

With the exception of my boss, whom I couldn’t see over the phone, each of them also made a face that you might make when, after running into the parent of one of your childhood friends at the grocery store and asking ”What’s Mike doing these days?” (to which they reply, ”20 years, but he might get out early for good behavior…”), the best you can muster is ”well, um, tell him I said ‘hey’,” then contort your face and try not to make eye contact again, praying that the checker will hurry up.

“Good luck,” is what most of them said as we wrapped up the small talk, although I think they wanted to say “be careful” or “come back alive.” I’m not going off to war, just Colombia. So what if the government has been engaged in conflict with left-wing insurgents and illegal right-wing paramilitaries for years? President Alvaro Uribe reportedly has this under wraps, keeping most of the conflicts confined to the countryside and out of the main commercial centers since taking office in 2002.

Kidnappings are down from a reported 3,700 in 2000 to a “mere” 800 in 2007. As a result, tourism increased in 2006 by some 50%, helping to boost the country’s economy. In fact, “The Lonely Planet” website listed Colombia as one of their top 10 world destinations in 2006. Hey, Colombia is hot!

Also helping to boost that economy is the controversial “Democratic” Security Policy which counts “protecting the population through the increase of State presence and a reduction in violence” as well as “destroying the illegal drug trade in Colombia to eliminate the revenues which finance terrorism and generate corruption and crime” among its charters, stated oh so eloquently for public consumption.

In other words, President Uribe is layin’ the smack down. Depending on whose figures you believe, there seem to be tangible numbers that suggest that the amount of mature coca plants available to be cultivated for the production of cocaine has been dramatically reduced over the past 6 years, thus reducing the overall drug trade. Not coincidentally, according to their studies, violence has decreased. Never mind the detractors of this policy citing major human rights violations being perpetrated, as rumored military massacres still occur and that herbicides being used to eradicate the coca crop are “potentially” very harmful to people as well.

I’m not going to dwell on that kind of stuff. I’m here on business. High-tech business. Really! So what if the most notable people I’ve heard of from there are Shakira, Sofia Vergara (so talented, those two…), Carlos Valderamma (futbol player with all the hair), and good ol’ El Padrino (Escobar). One thing I didn’t realize was that Escobar actually held an elected office (Deputy/Alternate Representative of the Chamber of Representatives), and at one time was declared the 7th richest man in the world by Forbes. His Medellin Cartel was reportedly bringing in thirty billion a year and controlling 80% of the world’s cocaine market. Consider that last year’s Gross Domestic Product for Colombia was $156 billion, and you begin to realize the magnitude of this cat within that country. I know, you thought that Juan Valdez and his little burro were keeping things afloat with the coffee, but Starbucks’ finest only accounts for 6.25%. I digress.

I said I wasn’t going to dwell on all of that. Why make a big deal out of the fact that, with the exception of the capital city of Bogota and maybe Santander, all of the other cities ring a bell for me only because Tony Montana went there or because there’s a famous, or infamous, cartel associated with them (Medellin, Cali, Cartagena, Barranquilla)? A lot of places get stuck with a bad rap due to all sorts of cultural biases. It may very well be a lovely little country, dragged down by the media in an effort to besmirch another nation of color. We shall see.

I’m going to try to do what I do in these places and soak up plenty of whatever it is that Bogota has to offer. With any luck, I’ll stumble upon some colorful character in a seldom visited part of town that will just make the whole experience worthwhile. I plan on living to tell about it, so stay tuned and feel free to say a prayer for a brotha this week.

Destah Owens is a single father of two from Northern California and proud UCLA Bruin who travels the world for his job as a computer engineer. His blog, “Souffles in Saigon,” is exclusive to Urban Thought Collective.

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