Penny For Your Thoughts With … CHE PARKER

PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS WITH … CHE PARKER

In 5 words or less, what do you think about…

George Bush?
Really bad decision maker.

Bill Clinton?
Really good at deception.

Malcolm X?
Great plans, great man.

Oprah?
Powerful gate-keeper, opinion leader.

Flavor Flav?
Most embarrassing human being ever.

What is your airplane ritual? IPod? Sleep? Sweat Pants? Alcohol? Spill the beans.
It depends. I’ve listened to music, worked on crossword puzzles, watched Borat, read books, and even had a vodka-cranberry on an early morning flight.

What is your favorite tune to sing in the shower?
I don’t sing in the shower. I think about book ideas.

What do you think about unidentified flying objects and people who see them?
UFOs are real. It’s unfortunate that most people who see them don’t have teeth.

What is your favorite American city?
So far it’s Miami. I also like Lafayette, Louisiana. If you’ve been, you know what I’m talking about.

What do you think about the war in Iraq?
Shameful. God bless all those who have lost their lives, including all of those Iraqi women and children.

Tell us about your tattoos.
They’re all meaningful. No pit bulls or Rottweiler tats.

What do you think about interracial relationships?
Whatever works. Just make sure the other one is attractive.

Who was your celebrity crush growing up?
Lark Voorhees from Saved by the Bell. Banger.

Who is your celebrity crush now?
Alicia Keys. It was Halle Berry, but then she got pregnant on me.

What song and artist would people be surprised to know you dig?
E-40. “Yay Area.”

What’s your favorite late-night snack?
Liquor.

Who is the biggest influence in your personal life?
My mother.

What is your favorite scene in a film?
Too many to count. A great one is Denzel in Training Day. “Yeah, everybody has secrets. Didn’t know you like to get wet.”

What is on your Tivo right now?
Paul Mooney’s comedy special.

Obama, Clinton or McCain?
Obama! Off top…

Name one book that you consider a must read.
“Invisible Man,” by Ralph Ellison

What frightens you?
Failure.

What is your favorite article of clothing?
A crispy white t-shirt.

Shout out the website for a cause/issue that’s close to your heart.
www.cheparker.com

UTC Blogs

  • Top 15 Tweets

  • More Tweets