SHUFFLE THE DECK
I probably spent my two week holiday vacation eating all manner of fatty, high cholesterol foods. I probably gained about ten pounds. I probably slept over ten hours a day. I was basically a male lion. Grrrrr!
ICE CUBE | “TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY”
“I had the brew she had the chronic. The Lakers beat the Supersonics.” Or whatever the Hell they’re called now. Sorry Ace.
KIRK FRANKLIN | “REVOLUTION”
“Preach Preacher!” Will God smite me if I start C-walking to this? Yeah, I thought so…
THE FUGEES | “VOCAB”
I don’t have a big enough vocabulary to express how much I fu**ing hate Pras. Love some Lauryn though. She saves this song from the pits of Hell.
BIG DADDY KANE | “AIN’T NO HALF STEPPIN”
“The B-I-G, the D-A-Double D-Y K-A-N-E. Dramatic, asiatic, not like many.” What you know about four-finger rings?!? That’s a level of pimpin’ I’m not familiar with.
DNA FEAT. SUZANNE VEGA | “TOM’S DINER”
“Instead I pour the milk.” I have zero idea of what this chick is talking about. The beat is hypnotic, though. You can’t front on that.
Diallo Tyson is a filmmaker, comedian and old school music junkie. When he’s not busy, he is a rapper with the group “Two Pimps and a Dream.” Step into a groovin’ time machine every week on UTC.
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