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PRINCE REIGNS

We’re dipping back into the 80’s well once more this week. This week, we put the spotlight squarely on one Prince Rogers Nelson. I realize that the Purple One’s oeuvre is too vast to encapsulate into one column, so I decided to stick to the pre-90’s. Now, there really isn’t a whole lot I can say about Mr. Paisley. You know him. You love him. Ladies marvel at his ability to dance in six inch heels without falling once. Fellas marvel at his ability to bag some of the hottest chicks this planet has ever known, even though he’s only 5’3” in those six inch heels. He’s just “That Dude.”

“I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER”
OK who has better hair, Prince or Katt Williams? I gotta go with Prince. He is coiffed like no man has ever been coiffed before…yes that sounds dirtier than I intended and no it wasn’t meant as a euphemism. :) This video is funny just due to the fact that Prince drops the pretense of his backing band actually playing on the album. Produced, Arranged, Composed and Performed by Prince means exactly what it says.

“RASBERRY BERET”
This song always makes me want raspberry sorbet. Sorry, I like food. It’s a problem. I’m working through it. Anyhoo, this track was very pop for Prince at the time. Apparently, he wrote it in ’82 but decided to rework for “Around The World In A Day.” I think it was a good move, as this has always been one of my favorite songs. No, not because it makes me hungry…well that’s not the whole reason.

“WHEN DOVES CRY”
“Can you my darling? Can you picture?” Purple Rain was a bit of a juggernaut. During the summer of ’84, if a radio station went 20 minutes without playing a song from the soundtrack, then a hummingbird died. The largest hummingbird population in the history of the US occurred in 1984. I’m serious. Look it up.

“ALPHABET STREET”
“If you don’t mind, I’d like to…watch.” Look at the pumps, pimpin’. Just look at the pumps! The slightly homoerotic gaze into the camera. The chest hair. The “Oh my God is that penciled in” moustache. Seriously, what can I add to that?

“1999”
“If I gotta die, I’m gonna listen to my body tonight.” If you’re of a certain age, you know what music dubbing was like before “ripping and burning.” If you wanted a cassette (remember those) copy of an album(remember those) you had to go through a bit of an ordeal. You put the record on, hit record on the cassette deck, then you had to shut the Hell up because the mic that recorded the album would pick up all ambient sounds. You couldn’t get up from the bed, walk across the room, belch, or sniff. It was archaic, but a pretty cool ritual in retrospect. 1999 was the first album I ever dubbed…well my cousin dubbed it for me, but you get the point.

Diallo Tyson is a filmmaker, comedian and old school music junkie. When he’s not busy, he is a rapper with the group “Two Pimps and a Dream.” Step into a groovin’ time machine every week on UTC.


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November 16th, 2008 at 9:58 pm Elsa Harkins says:

The Hummingbird Plague@@@@@@!!!! WaAAAHHH!!!!! You a fool for dat one!!!

November 17th, 2008 at 12:37 am SMARTA$$ says:

lmmfao at these at prince lol lmao

November 17th, 2008 at 1:43 am nicq says:

lmmfao..women like this guy? lol

November 17th, 2008 at 6:52 am lilmamma86 says:

not me Nicq! lmao OKAY

November 17th, 2008 at 8:14 am Mr.Fantastic says:

If i got my hair like that…n!&%@$ would clown me lol

November 17th, 2008 at 8:55 am Jay says:

His Purple Majesty, Mr. Badass himself, that lil muthafucca wit the high voice…I can go on and on about this man! U eva seen him play a guitar?! Neva? seriously? If u love music, REAL music (not pressin a button on a keyboard here and there) then u missin out. Eva heard a guitar cry? Well this man can do jus that! Yes nicq, woman LOVE this man!

November 17th, 2008 at 9:01 am Edwardo Jackson says:

Congrats on another amusing column. But FINALLY I have some back up on this - I don’t get Prince. I always hear the same refrain: “He’s a musical genius!” Well, then I am happily a musical idiot. I don’t get it. Call me the Sarah Palin of music but I like what I like, and Prince ain’t it. lol

EJ

November 17th, 2008 at 9:23 am Smooth says:

My high school bball coach said Prince was too girlie cuz he wore heels. I retorted he pulled Vanity, Sheila E, Appollonia, Carmen Electra, Diamond & Pearls with those heels. What’chu pullin :-)

@Edwardo - I need you to spend a week with McGee. Cat had all of Prince’s stuff, played it non-stop when we were roommates, I became a fan LOL

November 17th, 2008 at 9:36 am Diallo Tyson says:

Ed I’ve known you for quite awhile now, and your various idiosynchracies (which shan’t mention) have amused me to no end. But your outright dismissal of the genius of the Musical Unicron is indefensible. May the Seattle Seahwaks continue to suck the suck of 1,000 Hoovers! Go Sonics…oops.

November 17th, 2008 at 10:02 am BRUH MAN says:

Dude is dope I can’t even front!

November 17th, 2008 at 10:27 am thelma says:

he is just so sexy or at least in his golden age it was just amazing to watch him perform and his lyrics always make you do a double take

November 17th, 2008 at 10:43 am Pal Joey says:

he’s the man ain’t no denying it

November 17th, 2008 at 10:45 am Ingrid says:

Lovesexy was a brilliant album! Plus you couldn’t just go from song to song you had let it play what a bold move back then

November 17th, 2008 at 11:03 am Ashley says:

Ohhhh my goodness!! It got it this week Diallo. I LOVE PRINCE! He is one of the best performers I have every seen.

November 17th, 2008 at 11:34 am Trini says:

alaphet street he was just killin with the pumps and a bump LOLOLOLOL

November 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am Travis Utley says:

Some trivia for ya Diallo da Masta:
Which black conscious underground group used the “Alphabet Street” sample in their one and only hit??

November 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm Nubian CoCo says:

I saw him in concert and it changed everything! The guy is just sick with it and I feel like he’s gonna live at least another 50 years! LOL

November 17th, 2008 at 12:14 pm Diallo Tyson says:

I love it when people try to stump me. Come on Travis! Arrested Development, kid. Next! lol

November 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm lolalove says:

I love prince but I stopped buying the albums after that “emancipation’ double CD. He got too batty after that.

November 17th, 2008 at 12:52 pm Jay says:

@ Eduardo Jackson…
Some ppl are very diverse in the types of music they listen to, while others stick to and love only wat they been hearin while growin up. I’ll say this again: ANYONE THAT’S A FAN OF REAL MUSIC AND I’M TALKIN BOUT THE ACTUAL PLAYIN OF ALL THE INSTRUMENTS WOULD APPRECIATE PRINCE’S MUSIC. So if you’re not a fan of diversity, then of course u won’t ‘get’ Prince.

November 17th, 2008 at 1:16 pm Golden says:

Diallo:

I found your blog on Friday and I am hooked! I was reading through the post and you basically captured every song, date, and made me think wow, this 32 age thing is no joke! Thanks for the memories.
Now, Prince, forget Kanye and all of them. He has Swagger like no other. I saw Prince in concert and was speechless. He is so talented. Brothers need to take some notes from Prince, cause he is the master of seduction! Thanks for a great blog.

November 17th, 2008 at 2:51 pm Diallo Tyson says:

@Golden
Welcome aboard. Glad to have you. And being 32 ain’t TOO bad:)

November 17th, 2008 at 3:16 pm juda ju says:

I mean this is the ultimate lova man!
Not Shabba LOL

November 17th, 2008 at 3:18 pm Nappy Native says:

You are 2 for 2!
Prince was the ultimate rebellious symbol who was sexually liberated, fashion fearless and not afraid to scream at the top of his lungs! He didn’t LOOK macho but his lyrics was all man. Edwardo you need an intervention brother!

November 17th, 2008 at 3:23 pm Travis Utley says:

Damn. Ya called me out.
I shoulda known.
Here’s one more though. What TV series used the Arrested Development song for their intro??? NO GOOGLEIN!!

November 17th, 2008 at 4:09 pm Krista Wills says:

Pleasant surprise to have some Prince vids to kick start my online activity today ha ha. Thanks for always keeping it flowing.

November 17th, 2008 at 6:01 pm Diallo Tyson says:

OK. You got me Travis. I’m stumped. I don’t accept defeat easily, but i’ve been bested.

November 17th, 2008 at 7:34 pm Stephanie says:

The only man in heels that could get my attention!

November 17th, 2008 at 7:49 pm Travis Utley says:

Ah ha!!
oh… feels good to be a winna! LOL
Diallo, the show is “malcolm & eddie” starring Malcolm Jamal Warner and Eddie Griffin… a nice lil piece of trivia, eh? :)

November 17th, 2008 at 10:25 pm Jalissa Lareaux says:

Another groovy one Diallo!
Travis! Props!

November 17th, 2008 at 11:08 pm A. Banks says:

You’z a fool, but this is HOT! I’m mad that certain videos aren’t viewable for me cuz i GOTTA see ‘em!

November 17th, 2008 at 11:16 pm A. Banks says:

Ugh! Sorry, I gotta have flex my player hater degree (Cum Laude circa 2000) on this man. I forgot how damn PRETTY this fool is! Silky ass hair and pumps! What are these women thinkin?! Four words from Katt Williams.

I.am.A.BOY!

November 18th, 2008 at 10:10 am Nicole Malave says:

Purple Rain still makes me cry lol

November 18th, 2008 at 11:53 am culturepop says:

He can’t be denied his crown!

November 18th, 2008 at 2:29 pm sportie otis says:

yeah ya boy knows how to get it crackin
house quake was like the total club anthem

November 18th, 2008 at 3:05 pm olive branch says:

I remember my friend getting on punishment because she had rented ‘under the cherry moon.’ in his mind Prince was the devil and was not allowed in his house!
Now thats some Controversy ya’ll

November 18th, 2008 at 3:56 pm Diallo Tyson says:

@Olive
I can definitely see a kid getting punished by being made to watch Under The Cherry Moon:)

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