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SHUFFLIN’ LIKE AN IPOD

So, this past weekend I’m chilling at The Green Papaya, a Thai restaurant in Jacksonville, FL. For my appetizer, I ordered the fried wonton with sweet sour sauce. For my entrée, I went with Singapore Noodles, which consists of rice noodles, chicken, shrimp, and pork with onions, peppers, bean sprouts, and enough spice to choke a donkey. So as I’m chowing down, I happen to look up at the front door and guess who I see walking in? Vinnie from Naughty By Nature. I was like WTF? What are the odds of me seeing Vin Rock, in a Thai Restaurant, in Jacksonville? For me, it was the most random moment of the year. The preceding story was just a long winded way of me saying that this week you guys are getting random videos. Oh and by the way, Vinnie had a NICE looking young lady on his arm. Apparently, once you hit it big, your clientele will never dip below a certain level. Holla.

MICHAEL JACKSON – KEEP IT IN THE CLOSET
“There’s something about you baby that makes me want to give it to you.” Only Mike can get away with saying that to a chick. If I run upon a lovely lady and spit that, I’d get pepper sprayed, mace’d, tasered, and kicked in the bean bag…if I’m lucky. With Mike, she’d be all “Go ‘head with that, Mike. I know you don’t mean that sh*t.” Anyway, I digress. MJ is the man. Bell pepper nose or no nose.

DJ QUIK - JUS LYKE COMPTON
Why is Quik so underappreciated? His name rarely comes up when talking about best producers in the game, but look at his track record. It’s practically flawless. OK, he fell in love with sleigh bells for a while, but look beyond that. He’s never released a bad album. His musicianship has always been on point, and he’s an underrated lyricist. I guess he’s never had that major mainstream hit, but damn, does he need it? Dude is a first ballot HOF’er.

MC HAMMER - PUMP IT UP
“The bells will ring! Ring ‘em!” This song is dope. Before Stanley Burrell became “Hammer” he was MC Hammer, and dropped jewels like this. In my opinion, this is his best work. Best song. Best video. Best groove. You can hate if you want, but I bet you’ll be dancing at your desk in about 30 seconds…or bobbing your head like it’s on a yo-yo:)

CHUBB ROCK - JUST THE TWO OF US
“I’m gonna kick a little, not a Dr. Seuss Riddle…” This was my joint back in 9th grade. Back then, it really was all so simple Rae. I just love the energy of the video. Letting the Que’s and Nupes represent was an inspired choice. Also, check out Elise Neal’s cameo as a dancer. I think she classes up just about anything.

DR. DRE FEAT SNOOP & NATE DOGG – NEXT EPISODE
“You know I’m mobbing with the D-O-Double G.” This is a situation where the song and the video are so simpatico, you’d have thought the song was written as a score to the visuals. Paul Hunter put his foot in this one. Perfect video? Damn, tell me how it’s not and maybe I’ll listen. Also, I love the musical tag at the end of the video. Even Dre’s throwaway beats are crucial.

Diallo Tyson is a filmmaker, comedian and old school music junkie. When he’s not busy, he is a rapper with the group “Two Pimps and a Dream.” Step into a groovin’ time machine every week on UTC.


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November 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 pm SARA SMILES says:

You’re kidding about Elise Neal right?

November 2nd, 2008 at 11:06 pm Tawnie says:

Oooowee, this is random. But Anything wit Chubb Rock and Quik? Negro thats all you had to SAY!

November 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm lilmamma86 says:

Next Episode was it..I used to get it in the club to that lol..and im not feeling the micheal jackson! lol OKAY

November 3rd, 2008 at 12:06 am Mr.Fantastic says:

Everyone use to gangster walk to that quick back in the day haha

November 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 am Kenneth Boston says:

Naomi ain’t aged a day! Still fione as hell. Yes that is fine with the O in the middle. You read it right!

November 3rd, 2008 at 8:00 am nicq says:

MC Hammer…LMMFAOHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 3rd, 2008 at 9:03 am SMARTA$$ says:

Hammertime lol!!!!!!

November 3rd, 2008 at 10:13 am Nicole Malave says:

Random indeed — but fun and totally totally throw back classics

November 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am culturepop says:

Please Hammer, don’t hurt em!

November 3rd, 2008 at 11:26 am heatmizer says:

100% on Quik. Dude is badass. He has some heat folks don’t even know about. Maybe because the west coast rap scene is so bleak, folks don’t recognize his contributions. Also, the perm made it hard to take him seriously. But, again — heat for days!

November 3rd, 2008 at 12:12 pm thelma says:

I used to love that Michael video!
He actually managed to look sexy! thanks to the late, great visionary Herb Ritts he had some meat on his bones, still had a nose, and some cute jeans! LOL
Ms Campbell made him look like a man!
Ok I’m ready to watch this again….
Thanks for the morning pick me up!

November 3rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm Travis Utley says:

Next episode! Now that’s a banger
I wish both Dre and Snoop would get back on track, literally!

November 3rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm Jessica Hubbard says:

Oh Michael. You are a tragedy

November 3rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm Stephanie says:

DJ Quik has always had hits!

November 3rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm Kettle Blk says:

OMGT not Chub Rock!

November 3rd, 2008 at 3:12 pm Diallo Tyson says:

@Sara
Nope, Elise in there. Look closely.
Ya’ll can laugh at Hammer all you want, but that track is straight bumpin’!
@Thelma
That was one of his best videos. Having Naomi in it sure didn’t hurt. And yeah Ken, she is fione with an “o” lol

November 3rd, 2008 at 5:28 pm Tina says:

MJ- Keep it in the closet!! You are crazy funny!

November 3rd, 2008 at 6:25 pm Jane Kennedy says:

I love Thai too!
You are so cute and funny

November 3rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm Nu Yawk says:

quick was the man can’t even front on that even the east coast gave props

November 3rd, 2008 at 8:50 pm Ashley says:

You are bringing it with the Chubb Rock!!

November 3rd, 2008 at 9:12 pm buttabrown says:

Tight as always. I damn near dropped a tear looking at Mike.

Hammer did have some hits he just got overshadowed by the cut that white folks adopted, ‘Can’t Touch This.” That’s what you get for making it so damn catchy! Kinda like “Baby Got Back.” Once our pale friends decide its a hit, they wear it out and its doomed for karaoke heaven.

November 3rd, 2008 at 9:38 pm Tamiko says:

Whatever happened to Chubb Rock??

November 3rd, 2008 at 11:40 pm Destah Owens says:

Pump it up..here’s the news!Yes…dope video. Way to dig deep in the crate for these, D.

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