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A BLACK MAN’S REVIEW OF… “THE ROCKER”

THE ROCKER (PG-13)

Movie Biases:
It’s Dwight! But I hate rock.

Major Players:
Rainn Wilson, Josh Gad, director Peter Cattaneo.

Logline:
After being cut from his band “Vesuvius” so that they could sign a major label deal and blow up without him, Cleveland drummer Robert “Fish” Fishman (Wilson) winds up filling in for his teenage nephew’s (Gad) garage band A.D.D. twenty years later and bass awkwardly turning them into an Internet and Midwest sensation.

The Deal:
“Too loud is not in my vocabulary.” Said in his dryly aggressive monotone coupled with trademark intensely feral stare, Rainn Wilson’s Fish, and “The Rocker,” is one of the more pleasantly unexpected surprises of the summer. Sure Wilson is playing just another degree of his hilariously self-serious imbeciles, a la corporate kiss-ass Dwight Schrute from TV’s “The Office.” But why does it never cease to elicit a laugh?

Backing Wilson’s face-scrunched mugging, sweat-soaked silk rocker shirts, and penchant for nudity in the comfort of his own home (again? What is he, a graduate from the Will Ferrell School of Middle-Aged Dumpy Exhibitionism??) is a very sharp, witty, and irreverent script by TV writers Maya Forbes and Wallace Wolodarsky, teeming with an endless supply of ironic, snappy little comedic touches (”Don’t be so mature!” forty-something Robert hisses to his teenage bandmate). I laughed, and laughed consistently, mostly at Fish’s past-his-prime “Baby Huey” antics coming into sharp contrast with his underage charges’ dedication to the music while on tour; Jason Sudeikis’ smarmy, ovary-shrinking, douchebag of a talent agent; and some truly funny slapstick (also a lost art - just ask Jack Tripper, may he R.I.P.).

Even the camaraderie among the differing personalities of the band is earned and believable. You have the brooding, dark-haired songwriter/lead singer Curtis (Teddy Geiger - also the only one who actually LOOKS like he could still be in high school) with the young hot mom (Christina Applegate), Emma Stone’s (Superbad) dour, raccoon-chic, “Smiling is for the weak” guitarist, and Josh Gad’s (TV’s now defunct “Back to You”) heavy-set, whispery, confidence-lacking keyboardist Matt, nephew to the overaged, maniacally drumming glue of the group, Fish. Even though Fish claims “the universe keeps shoving Vesuvius back in my face,” do we ever doubt that he will find redemption, if not a path to adulthood while bonding with these kids?

Despite yet another homage to the flabby, middle-aged white guy running around in his briefs, “The Rocker” works largely because of Wilson’s unyielding commitment to his character - and to rocking out! I’m not a heavy metal or rock guy AT ALL yet I found the songs to be pleasant and engaging. Peter Cattaneo’s (The Full Monty) direction is unobtrusive and quite comedically focused, although the production gets a little lazy with the romances down the stretch in the face of its sweet yet wholly unrealistic ending. Still, I can’t wait to own it so I can catch all the little funny moments I may have missed while taking notes, moments spurred on by Fish’s embodiment of his mantra “It’s never too late to rock!” I concur.

Amelia, on Fish: “He’s sloppy, he’s stupid, and he’s full of life.” Same can be said of this movie. Rock on!

@@@ REELS

(THREE REELS)

It’s pretty hot - go give it a shot.

UTC’s resident film critic Edwardo Jackson is the author of the novels EVER AFTER and NEVA HAFTA, (Villard/Random House), a writer for The 213 Magazine, and an LA-based screenwriter. Visit his website at www.edwardojackson.com where his new novel I DO? is available NOW.


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August 21st, 2008 at 10:05 pm SweetSis says:

This actually looks funny to me, but I’ll prolly do it on DVD.

August 21st, 2008 at 10:22 pm kamalp says:

I’m gunna see the Ice Cube flick

August 21st, 2008 at 11:22 pm Ginger says:

Eww. When are these silly white boy comedies going ta calm down?

August 21st, 2008 at 11:44 pm Serious Lee says:

This stuff is mindless & makes me laugh my ass off - Superbad’s been on cable & I got to stop & watch everytime damn near.

August 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 am Lottie Markus says:

no thanks

August 22nd, 2008 at 9:06 am thelma says:

Can we get on the black train soon?

August 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 am 2know2love says:

if i see another old white man get naked in a movie i’ll take a hostage - pass!

August 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 am lolalove says:

I do watch the office and love Dwight but I don’t like his movies

August 22nd, 2008 at 10:19 am Philip Giddings says:

maybe the next time I’m snowed in I’ll look for it on cable

August 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 am Jessica Hubbard says:

booorringgg

August 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am culturepop says:

I’m glad you liked it- just doesn’t seem like my cup o tea, coffee or fruit juice HHHEEE

August 22nd, 2008 at 11:19 am Nicole Malave says:

@Phillip LOL for real huh?

August 22nd, 2008 at 11:29 am chica22 says:

RIP Jack Tripper. I always liked him.

August 22nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm Nu yawk says:

why ya’ll hatin the brotha said its a good flick

August 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm Kettle Blk says:

Dwight is the funniest thing on that show but a couple hours of him may be overkill

August 22nd, 2008 at 1:43 pm SaraSmiles says:

Oh no I can’t do it. That guy creeps me out. His eyes are weird.

August 22nd, 2008 at 2:32 pm Winston Williams says:

I’m not into this

August 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm ratty says:

Christina Applegate needs to upgrade

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