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In Memory Of My Game

The sun rose on a recent Sunday, and when it set, My Game was gone.

It passed away at 6:45 PM, in the hands of a lovely young lady who had it wrapped around her pinky finger. The assailant, though sweet and innocent by appearance, proved to be a little too smooth for My Game. The final blow came as she allowed me to win a game of pool, thus stroking my ego and placing me exactly where she wanted me. As I boasted loudly about my prowess with a cue, she slyly nodded knowing that she had delivered the head shot and the game was all but over.

My Game had seen its climax during the joy-filled days of my youth. Back then, it was known to pull random chicks out of cars, off bus stops, and even from church pews. In 1988, it moved to Atlanta where it met and fell in love with the love of its life, thick brown-skinned sisters. Their union brought into this world many wonderful nights, weekends and sick day rendezvous. I will always cherish that.

Since my failed seven-year marriage, My Game had been suffering from delusions of grandeur. My Game thought that it could just jump back to life once I became a single man. Only one day before its passing, My Game was at an old school Saturday party attempting to convince ladies to overlook my faults. Bystanders would have never been the wiser that its best days were behind it.

This year marks the 20th anniversary of the birth of My Game.

The following Monday morning, I was quoted as saying, “We all know that we are going to leave this earth one day, and this is the time for the Lord to say, ‘Well done!’”

In memoriam, we’ll be pouring out liquor this Friday night.

Vincent Slaughter is a writer and graduate of Morehouse College. Single and living in Atlanta, Georgia, his thoughts on love and relationships are also featured on www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com.


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April 23rd, 2008 at 2:36 am missme says:

MY YOUR GAME REST IN PEACE. LMAO.

April 23rd, 2008 at 2:39 am kamalp says:

thank u 4 the warning.

April 23rd, 2008 at 11:47 am Tina says:

LMAO! It cracks me up when men feel like gaining love and a good woman is losing game. Man you ain’t lost your game, you’ve just gained a new player!!!

April 23rd, 2008 at 11:58 am Ieisha says:

Well done. You got my best blog vote!

April 23rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm thelma says:

hilarious… lost the game but gained LOVE. nice exchange.

April 23rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm ElsaHarkins says:

very amusing :)

April 23rd, 2008 at 1:39 pm Ginger says:

kamalp, thanks for the warning? hilarious

April 23rd, 2008 at 8:45 pm superj says:

Brother I am feeling your pain. That’s why I’m staying single.

April 23rd, 2008 at 9:41 pm dollsdaughter says:

Very clever.

April 24th, 2008 at 6:17 am UncleD says:

Yeah man I was feelin’ this way alot when I was attached. But I’m free as a bird now and My Game is in the playoffs! LOLOL

April 24th, 2008 at 6:09 pm Vincent Slaughter says:

missme - I appreciate your regards.

kamalp - I’m leaving the game playing to young brothers like you.

Tina - I feel you on gaining a new player. It’s more like meeting a player who is your match.

Ieisha - Thanks for the best blog vote. Even though you know my government now. LOL

thelma - That’s an exchange I would make every time.

Elsa - Glad you liked it.

Ginger - I agree…hilarious

superj - I would never recommend staying single over finding a good woman. Ain’t nothing out there, bruh!

dollsdaughter - Thanks

UncleD - Play on player!

September 12th, 2008 at 8:01 am Amritlind says:

Greetings!
I gambled Lord, I lost!Hillary is not to be US, VP but certainly a female could be making history in american politics!Anal´litcaly speaking Hil´lary is not what we think …just for herself!`Boys´be ready a woman cannot be made fun of unless we´re loughing about ourselves first!Bill has a thing in choosing to have sex without Hillary but he is wrong.She´s the sexiest woman in the world,and may be the atraction anal´liticaly because she ´s one of most inteligent woemen in the world!

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